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    Sunday, September 4th, 2005
    4:41 pm
    dear JEff,
    what is ranch dressing made out of? erin says the ranch plant is next to the money tree.
    i looked it up and its a lot of mayonnaise and dairy products such as yogurt or buttermilk. some thyme & chives.
    i think i broke my finger.
    mwa,
    Jesse
    Saturday, September 3rd, 2005
    2:48 pm
    dear Jeff.
    Im one of those people who spray stinky things with perfume. can you handle that?
    Saturday, August 27th, 2005
    1:25 pm
    dear Jeff Corwin,
    today I had my first volleyball practice. We ran the mile and I had a record time of 7 minutes 48 seconds. Not that hot, I know, but it was my best. Our captains bought these sweet yellow sneakers, and I want some too but they cost $76 and I already bought some perfectly decent, boring gray ones. So I'm going to ask my pops to sponsor me!!! tehe!!! Ok, my room is a tot. disaster and I need to make it habitable.
    Love,
    your dearest fan,
    JEsse MArtin
    Friday, August 26th, 2005
    7:27 pm
    dear Jeff Corwin,
    I think you will be happy to hear that the bat is alive. It is now residing in the stairwell. However, I have taken steps to ensure that it will be removed, and I trust that it will be released into its natural habitat, far far away from Smith.
    All my love,
    Jesse Kay {Corwin}
    3:49 pm
    meanwhile, back in Gardiner 407
    i have a lot to say, but unfortunately most of it is complaining! ill just tell the sensational bits, and grumble as little as possible. there was a bat on my floor last night!!! and i was the only one here so there is a part of the hallway that closes off, so i just shut it in, figuring i would call public safety in the morning (i was TIRED after my red eye). but the bat was gone this morning. so! good thing Jeff Corwin loves bats so much. he really helped me understand them, and now i dont fear them out of ignorance. im still in the numb transitional stages of returning to smith. how naturally selfishness comes! i just want to hole up here and have self-gratifying quiet times all day long. tomorrow morning we run the mile. im all ready nervous... i have been really struggling with anxiety these past weeks. its prolly connected to the fact that selfishness has usurped Jesus' throne in my <3. ttfn.
    Sunday, December 19th, 2004
    11:14 pm
    i fell down.
    9:02 pm
    if i fall down in the snow again, i will sit there and cry.
    if i fall down in the snow again, i will sit there and cry. but i will not get mad at the Lord. even if i stay up all night for the rest of my life, fall down in the snow twenty times a day, miss my flight, never get a bf and jt lies to me for the rest of my life, i will not get mad. "you are good, what you do is good, teach me to live by your decrees".

    victory in jesus
    my savior forever
    he sought me and he bought me
    with his redeeming blood
    he loved me ere i knew him
    and all my love is due him
    he plunged me to victory
    beneath the cleansing flood.

    maybe the rapture will happen. like any minute.

    Current Music: HURT-- nine inch nails
    Friday, December 17th, 2004
    10:58 am
    i mean, in acts 16, he casts a demon out of a slave girl out of mere exasperation (what i love is the unspoken backstory-- what happens to that slave girl? so intriguing!). paul and silas get beaten severely, they sing in prison, my God sends an earthquake that knocks off their chains and the doors fly open, etc... but they dont leave. oh no. Paul says, 'they beat us without a trial even though we are roman citizens, we aint leavin, let them come escort us out.' what a crackpot!!
    just imagine. everytime they got beaten up, left for dead, etc. i bet the gates of heaven opened wider. 'he who has suffered in the body is done with sin'. i bet every time they wondered 'now? am i done now? do i get to go!'
    10:31 am
    Acts 14: 19-20
    "They stoned Paul and dragged him outside the city, thinking he was dead. But after the disciples had gathered around him, he got up and went back into the city. The next day he and Barnabas left for Derbe." Well what did he feel like!!!!!!!! Paul must have been so... bone-headed. I bet he wouldnt have liked me for me. Sure he would have been nice and preached to me about my salvation (!), but nothing else. I mean, he was a total celibate (im not being perverted, im just saying he wasnt the kind of person who gives approval for any earthly reason). Nothing was gonna distract him!!!! That day on the road to Damascus, man, he never looked back. Maybe the blindness erased the old creation. He has been living it up in heaven for a long time now.
    Tuesday, December 14th, 2004
    9:24 pm
    dear friends. i have made a fort of sorts by pulling my desk over the foot of my bed. i have whiplash from the IV Christmas party at which we all rocked out to 80s music and i swung my hair around w my friend sophie= whiplash. i found the most wonderful hymn ever:
    Lord and Savior, true and kind,
    Be the Master of my mind;
    Bless, and guide, and strengthen still
    All my powers of thought and will.

    While I ply the scholar?s task,
    Jesus Christ, be near, I ask;
    Help the memory, clear the brain,
    Knowledge still to seek and gain.

    Here I train for life?s swift race;
    Let me do it in Thy grace;
    Here I arm me for life?s fight;
    Let me do it in Thy might.

    Thou hast made me mind and soul;
    I for Thee would use the whole;
    Thou hast died that I might live;
    All my powers to Thee I give.

    Striving, thinking, learning, still,
    Let me follow thus Thy will,
    Till my whole glad nature be
    Trained for duty and for Thee.

    i bought a bunch of $2 earrings that i now realize are HEINOUS. i am kind of in trouble with work here---
    i have a 12p. research paper for education, a 10p. paper for Greek, 2 finals. Leah comes Friday, after which i will not get work done, so i ought to get work done now... i havent done any work all day. i did some other important things though, and not too too many worse-than-unimportant things. until now. ttfn, friends, i need to start this ed. paper (apparently i was supposed to see the professor a long time ago to get direction for it, but that is why I am a bad student--- i refuse to talk to my professors.).

    Current Music: Badly Drawn Boy
    Thursday, December 9th, 2004
    4:18 pm
    Well friends, the sun is setting and i have been in bed all day. I did put on some pants and get in Erin's car in order that she might drive me through Wendy's. Yes friends, i am sick.
    Last night was our last small group, and that's sad. I put a net of Christmas lights above my bed, canopy-like.
    Ezra is back in town. My mom saw him at church and said to him "Oh, i'll tell Jesse youre home," and he said" Yeah, you do that."
    I finally am ready to begin my Babar's Museum of Art Journal. I deliciously anticipate it.
    I watched Finding Nemo this aft in bed. It was special. I am super emotional, so it was cathartic for me.
    "Hey Mr Grumpy Gills, what do we do when life gets us down? Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, what do we do we swim, swim, swim. IIIIIIIIII love to swiiiiiim..."
    11:52 am
    You scored as Christian.

    </td>

    Christian

    95%

    Catholic

    85%

    Jewish

    75%

    Buddhist

    40%

    Cult

    35%

    Anarchist

    0%

    Religion
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    Wednesday, December 1st, 2004
    12:03 am


    You Are the Individualist



    4




    You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself.

    You are creative and dreamy... plus dramatic and unpredictable.

    You're emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt.

    Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel.


    Monday, November 29th, 2004
    3:25 pm
    struggles
    man. i am tired out. puked on the plane yesterday. i hate that. but i made it through my classes today!!!!!!!!!!!!! so proud! and thats the problem= pride. realized that in most relationships/situations in my life i really want to be god. thats gonna be disastrous. help me! humble me jesus! "Oh let my heart feel totally what I just said to You!(thats from something my mom read to me while i was home)"
    i spilled coffee on my computer this morning and almost suffered cardiac arrest. but its fine. and i didnt.
    watch this if you need somebody to love

    23 days <3
    Monday, November 22nd, 2004
    9:40 pm
    thesis statement!!!! thesis statement!!!!! thesis statement thesis statement...
    3:06 pm
    ok, i will confess, i did another drabble... heres an excerpt:
    'How could she expect Ezra to love someone with a caffeinated throat?'
    HAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
    2:52 pm
    i really regret putting JT as Andromeda's love interest:
    (Andromeda obv does not represent me)

    A Sanctified Day To Reject

    Andromeda stepped violently out into the exuberant sunshine, and admired JT's hand. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an indifferent sight."
    JT climbed off the mother and walked intently across the grass to greet his lover. Andromeda patted JT on the brow and then tried to reject him scantily, but without success.
    "That's all right," JT said. "We can try again later."
    "I'm just not painted," Andromeda. "Not as painted as the time we rejected upside down."
    JT nodded cheerfully. "We were winged back in those days."
    "Our shins were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Andromeda said. "Everything seems arthritic and fey when you're young."
    "Of course," JT said. "But now we're depraved, we can still have fun. If we go about it shamefacedly."
    "Shamefacedly?" Andromeda said . "But how?"
    "With this," JT said and held out a natural ruffle. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to reject."
    Andromeda swallowed the ruffle at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to reject shamefacedly. They rejected like death which comes darkly to all men. Three times.
    And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

    The Adventure Of The Pony

    Andromeda and JT were out for a natural Valentine's walk upside down. As they went, JT rested his hand on Andromeda's shin. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so painted, Andromeda was filled with winged dread.
    "Do you suppose it's fey here?" she asked violently.
    "You depraved silly," JT said, tickling Andromeda with his root. "It's completely arthritic."
    Just then, an indifferent pony leapt out from behind a mother and rejected JT in the hand. "Aaargh!" JT screamed.
    Things looked sanctified. But Andromeda, although she was exuberant, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a ruffle and, like death which comes darkly to all men, beat the pony intently until it ran off. "That will teach you to reject innocent people."
    Then she clasped JT close. JT was bleeding scantily. "My darling," Andromeda said, and pressed her lips to JT's brow.
    "I love you," JT said shamefacedly, and expired in Andromeda's arms.
    Andromeda never loved again.

    Sanctified Love

    Andromeda finished packing. Ever since JT, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Andromeda had been winged.
    There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing rejected her, all was indifferent. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going upside down to become an exuberant mother.
    Just then, there was an arthritic knock at the door. Andromeda opened it and stood there intently for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her brow.
    When Andromeda came to, JT was holding her hand and looking fey. "My love," JT said scantily, "I'm sorry for the painted shock. I've been shipwrecked on a depraved island for the last ten years, living like death which comes darkly to all men. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my shin in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
    Andromeda could hardly believe her JT had returned. "I will always love you, shin or no shin. Besides, you can cover it up with a ruffle."
    They embraced cheerfully and vowed to never be parted again.
    And all was natural.


    Madlibs: ERIN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GO HERE UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR PAPER
    11:55 am
    man i have a lot of work.
    i have a lot of work.
    the end is in sight though. what a beautiful difference that makes! tomorrow afternoon i will be on a bus taking me to a plane which will take me to the love of my life!... the 5 loves of my life.
    doo doo doo. ah my poor livejournal friends. you dont have to read posts like this if you dont want to.
    i think ill go for a walk.
    Sunday, November 21st, 2004
    7:13 pm
    Take the quiz: "What Trojan-war era woman are you?"

    Cassandra
    Wise. Forlorn. Tragic. Princess of Troy, beloved of Coroebus, a prophetess cursed never to be believed.
    7:11 pm
    I had to answer a tie-breaker question between SLOTH and PRIDE... thats a tough-y
    You scored as Pride.

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    Sloth

    75%

    Pride

    75%

    Gluttony

    69%

    Envy

    56%

    Greed

    25%

    Lust

    12%

    Wrath

    0%

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